That having been said…..

There are a lot of people who move to the Pocono Mountains for some other reason than enjoying the nature that the Great Architect of the Universe has laid at our feet. He is an excellent example. He and his wife are fine hosts, and I enjoyed my time working with them. But these folks were on a mission, that mission was to make every atom of Poconos dirt disappear!

And so we covered the entire yard with an obscene about of 3/8 pea gravel. I thought I was going to start seeing read pea gravel in my sleep!